Adrian Monk Quote #2692
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Badge
Adrian Monk: Hello, again. I'm detective first class-
Edith Capriani: I know who you are. What took you so long? I've been waiting for three hours. He's inside my apartment.
Adrian Monk: Okay, uh, is this about your little friend Mr. Barton?
Edith Capriani: No, this is different.
Adrian Monk: All right, ma'am, look. The 911 line is for emergencies only. Real emergencies.
Edith Capriani: This is an emergency! It's Mr. Lawrence. He lives upstairs. He's gone crazy.
Adrian Monk: It's Mr. Lawrence.
Edith Capriani: He came downstairs for a visit. He wanted some milk. He loves milk.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I'm sure he does.
Edith Capriani: Then all of a sudden, he starts running around, knocking things over, screeching, screaming. He tried to scratch my eyes out!
Adrian Monk: Uh-huh. Let me guess. He's Persian?
Edith Capriani: No. He's from Burma.
Adrian Monk: Of course he is. [a table is thrown through the window] What the hell have you been feeding him?
Lawrence: [shouting in foreign language]
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Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, first item of business is the pickaxe killer.
Lieutenant Disher: Gold Rush Killer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, it's not the Gold Rush Killer, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: But they use pickaxes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, forget about the Gold Rush Killer, okay?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We're moving on.
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Natalie: Mr. Monk, you haven't even eaten your breakfast.
Adrian Monk: I'm too excited to eat.
Natalie: You don't want to be hungry. It's your first day of work.
Adrian Monk: What time is it? Roll call's at 8:30. Natalie, can you believe it? I am going to roll call. It's like I'm dreaming. Maybe I am dreaming. [pinches Natalie]
Natalie: Ow! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I'm pinching you to see if I'm dreaming.
Natalie: No, you're supposed to pinch yourself. [pinches Monk]
Adrian Monk: Aah! Well, I figured you're in the dream with me. I don't know.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you're not dreaming. It's really happening.
Adrian Monk: It's really happening.