Adrian Monk Quote #2625

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Dog

Adrian Monk: Do you remember two days ago? DeWitt showed up to help look for the body. He was petting Shelby. He was patting her belly.
Natalie: He noticed she was pregnant. DeWitt had a problem. He knew as soon as we saw these tailless puppies, we'd run a DNA test.
Natalie: We'd have proof, living proof their dogs had met, which would prove he knew Amanda.
Lieutenant Disher: That's why he tried to run her over tonight.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, looks like we've got our smoking gun. You're just about the cutest little smoking gun in history. Look at you. Oh, the jury's gonna eat you up.
Natalie: wait a minute. I think we have more evidence.

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Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you all once again for coming. You know the situation. We're looking for a woman. Her name is Amanda Castle.
Lieutenant Disher: Although any dead body would be of interest to us.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you, Randy.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Adrian Monk: I'm so worried about Shelby. She's been acting strangely. Look at her. She hasn't eaten all day.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe she witnessed the murder. She saw Dewitt kill Amanda and now he's afraid that she'll identify him.
Adrian Monk: How?
Lieutenant Disher: She could bark at him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, as far as I know, in the state of California, dogs are not allowed to testify in open court.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe Dewitt's afraid they'll change the rule.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What, change the rule against dogs testifying in court?
Lieutenant Disher: You know, one of those referendums. It is California.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You want to know how tired I am? I'm so tired, I don't know if that even makes any sense.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Captain Stottlemeyer: Be nice if we had a body. She could be anywhere.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, no, not quite anywhere. All right, this is her house, and we know it's not there. This is the park we checked yesterday. It's not there. That's my house. We can eliminate that.
Natalie: Oh, and this office.
Lieutenant Disher: That's true. It's not here. Captain? Is there anything you want to eliminate?