Adrian Monk Quote #2587
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and Sharona
Adrian Monk: I read the police report. I understand that you actually saw the accident?
Perry Walsh: Yes, sir. We both did.
Gary Hanks: I'll never forget it. It was on the twelfth fairway, right over there.
Perry Walsh: It's all in the report. It was early. What, about 7:30 or so? I had about a 7-iron into the green. Pulled a really bad left and long.
Gary Hanks: It was the worst shot I've ever seen him make.
Perry Walsh: So we were behind the green in the shrubs looking for the ball, and we heard this yelling. And it was Howard. I know him slightly. I'd seen him around the club. Gary had a cell phone, so I told him to call 911.
Gary Hanks: And the battery was dead. Piece-of-crap phone. Thanks for nothing, Fujikawa cellular.
Perry Walsh: So Gary went for help. I stayed with Howard. I tried CPR. Tried everything. By the time the paramedics had gotten there, he was gone. I'm sorry.
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‘Mr. Monk and Sharona’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Just come in! The door's open. [screams as vacuum covers him in dust] Natalie! Natalie! Natalie!
Sharona: Adrian? What happened?
Adrian Monk: Well, it just blew up in my face! Call 911.
Sharona: No, no, no. We don't have to call 911. Just come with me.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I can't see. It's a code red, Natalie.
Sharona: I don't know what code red means.
Adrian Monk: Code red! We talked about this. We had practice drills.
Sharona: Okay, just- You're gonna be fine. Just splash some water on your face. Splash it on your eyes.
[After Monk splashes water on his eyes and finally sees Sharona, he tries cleaning out his eyes again]
Sharona: Hello, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: What year is this?
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: I thought at the most they were gonna offer me five to ten grand, but this is real money. This will pay for Benjy's college. Not just community college. Any college. He can go anywheres that he wants.
Natalie: Sharona, that is so great. I mean, congratulations! I'm sorry about the circumstance.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, it's okay. I only met the guy twice. Oh, my God. Is this what good luck feels like? I mean, because I never actually had it, you know?
Adrian Monk: Huh.
Natalie: What? Is there a problem?
Adrian Monk: There's something wrong here.
Sharona: Don't you say that. Don't find anything, because if this is not an accident, then they're not responsible, and then they don't have to pay. Do you understand?
Adrian Monk: Right. Okay...
Sharona: No, I want you to stop looking at this. It was an accident, okay? Say it was an accident. No, I want you to say it was an accident! [sighs] I know that look. I remember that look. I hate that look.
Quote from Sharona
Natalie: But they weren't alone. The caddy was there.
Sharona: The caddy saw the whole thing.
Adrian Monk: That's the beauty of it. It was a perfect plan.
Sharona: I don't understand.
Adrian Monk: I'll tell you later.
Sharona: No, you have to tell me now. Say "Here's what happened."
Adrian Monk: Well, he's right there.
Sharona: Just tell me. Say "Here's what happened."