Adrian Monk Quote #2557
Quote from Adrian Monk in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Adrian Monk: Why'd the captain want to see me, again?
Natalie: I told you, it's a double homicide in Marin County.
Adrian Monk: You said triple homicide.
Natalie: I don't think so.
Adrian Monk: Hey, you said triple. All right. What happened, did somebody get better, Natalie? It's a party, isn't it? It's a surprise party.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, I would never do that. I know how you hate parties.
Adrian Monk: Nice try, Teeger.
Natalie: Okay, Mr. Monk. It's a surprise party, can't you just play along?
Adrian Monk: I don't wanna play along.
Natalie: Come on, everybody's chipped in. We've been planning it for weeks.
Adrian Monk: [sighs] I can't. I can't do it. I hate birthdays.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [in his office] What were we thinking? He's the best detective in the world.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Well, maybe somebody injected him with something, like a needle.
Lieutenant Disher: No, I was there, I would've seen that. A blow dart, you know, a poison dart.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And what happened to the dart? It would have been sticking in his neck.
Lieutenant Disher: Not necessarily. There could have been a long, elastic wire attached to the blow dart. They're called Dartarangs.
T.K. Jensen: How do you know they're called Dartarangs?
Lieutenant Disher: 'cause they're probably called it. Or at least that's what they should be called.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [whispers] Just nod your head and say maybe.
T.K. Jensen: Maybe.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Interesting, Randy. Interesting.
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Adrian Monk: A self-cleaning vacuum. Do I wake or do I dream?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: I know she's been trying to throw you a party. And, she's going to.
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, she's gonna get you.
Natalie: I'm gonna get you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But this is a murder victim's place of residence. Do you honestly think that she would do it here?
Adrian Monk: No, I don't. And that is precisely why I do. And because I do, I don't. So yes, I do.