Adrian Monk Quote #2574
Quote from Adrian Monk in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Adrian Monk: How does she look?
Kurt Pressman: Well, you were right, it's the filter. I can't replace it now. It will take a couple days.
Adrian Monk: Friday?
Kurt Pressman: Friday is Richard's funeral.
Adrian Monk: What time?
Kurt Pressman: Noon.
Adrian Monk: So you're home when, 2:30, 2:45?
Kurt Pressman: How about this, I'll call you.
Natalie: Yes, that sounds great. Thank you, so much, for letting us just drop by. Thank you.
Adrian Monk: Yes, and God bless you and your work.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Well, maybe somebody injected him with something, like a needle.
Lieutenant Disher: No, I was there, I would've seen that. A blow dart, you know, a poison dart.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And what happened to the dart? It would have been sticking in his neck.
Lieutenant Disher: Not necessarily. There could have been a long, elastic wire attached to the blow dart. They're called Dartarangs.
T.K. Jensen: How do you know they're called Dartarangs?
Lieutenant Disher: 'cause they're probably called it. Or at least that's what they should be called.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [whispers] Just nod your head and say maybe.
T.K. Jensen: Maybe.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Interesting, Randy. Interesting.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: A self-cleaning vacuum. Do I wake or do I dream?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: I know she's been trying to throw you a party. And, she's going to.
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, she's gonna get you.
Natalie: I'm gonna get you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But this is a murder victim's place of residence. Do you honestly think that she would do it here?
Adrian Monk: No, I don't. And that is precisely why I do. And because I do, I don't. So yes, I do.