Adrian Monk Quote #2433
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO
Natalie: Another day?
Boom Boom: It's my distributor. He sent me the wrong part. I guess he's even more stupid than I am.
Natalie: Here's the thing, Bobo.
Boom Boom: It's Boom Boom.
Natalie: Boom Boom. Sorry. We really have to get back home, so we could pay extra if there's any way we could expedite things...
Boom Boom: Well, let's see. We'll give him a call. [holds a hammer to his face] It's ringing. It's your old pal, Boom Boom.
Adrian Monk: Okay, listen, Boom Boom. About yesterday, I'm sorry I said you were stupid out loud.
Boom Boom: You're not sorry you thought it, you're just sorry you said it?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I'm not gonna apologize for thinking.
Natalie: Just don't say anything else!
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the UFO’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Oh, God. Oh, no! The poor thing.
Adrian Monk: The missing woman?
Sheriff Fletcher: I owe Dolly a big apology. This is, or was Marge Larkin.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Dr. Garcia: Coyotes, probably. She's been five days, maybe six in the sun.
Adrian Monk: She was a hiker?
Sheriff Fletcher: Marge was a lot of things. She, she came into a little bit of money a few years ago when her parents died, and so she just dabbled in all kinds of things. Yoga, spelunking, trout farming.
Dr. Garcia: And apparently hiking.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Adrian Monk: We already talked about the face, okay?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Well, at least he didn't kill us.
Adrian Monk: Are we sure about that? Let's review the situation, shall we? We're in the desert. No car, no radio. And coyotes, face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the things that eat...
Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, we get it. He left us for dead.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Saw a movie once about an extra terrestrial. Who didn't know he was an extra terrestrial. They rewired his brain or something.
Adrian Monk: I don't watch movies. Give me bad dreams.
Natalie: That's funny. In the movie, the extra terrestrial had bad dreams.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Natalie: Nothing.