Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #361
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Miracle
Lieutenant Disher: Captain, why don't you just head on home? We got things covered here.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, no, I can't go home. Look at all those open cases.
Lieutenant Disher: Actually, these ones are all cleared. We were nine for nine this week.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nine for nine. Good job. I guess I'll just go home. Not that anybody would notice.
Adrian Monk: You think you'll be okay?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm fine. Except for the alimony I can't afford, I haven't had a date in two... two years, and my son, my oldest boy, Jared is not talking to me. He's with his mother. He doesn't even pick up the phone. Merry Christmas.
‘Mr. Monk and the Miracle’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Captain. Captain. Captain, you can't go to Spain without knowing the truth.
Man: Ssh.
Adrian Monk: It wasn't a miracle. The water, the fountain, it was all a hoax.
Natalie: I'm sorry, captain.
Adrian Monk: It was the pharmacist, Owen McCloskey.
Natalie: He killed Willie T.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [chants with monks]
Adrian Monk: [deep, in tune with chant] Here's what happened. McCloskey killed his partner and buried him here. Nine years later, planning to renovate, body would be discovered.
Natalie: [ditto] He couldn't dig up the body. They had built a fountain there.
Adrian Monk: He had to stop them from digging. He started changing their prescriptions to make his patients sicker.
Natalie: That's why you never got better.
Adrian Monk: He did it to everyone. He painted that sign on your door. Willie the bum must have seen him. That's why McCloskey killed him.
All: Amen.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Sorry I'm late.
Adrian Monk: What's that?
Natalie: I forgot the gravy for Monday night, the big dinner.
Adrian Monk: You wasted a trip. They make their own gravy.
Natalie: Who makes their own gravy?
Adrian Monk: Bums.
Natalie: "Bums make their own gravy." What does that even mean?
Adrian Monk: You don't wanna know.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, look at all these people. They really believe in it.
Adrian Monk: Well, they're people. They'll believe anything.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you should try it. You should drink from the fountain.
Adrian Monk: You can't be serious.
Natalie: You're in so much pain all the time, you know? What if there's something to it? You know? I mean, anything's possible.
Adrian Monk: That's not exactly true. A lot of things are what we call impossible. It's the opposite of possible. I get it. I'll give you an example. Um, this.