Lieutenant Disher: Captain, why don't you just head on home? We got things covered here.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, no, I can't go home. Look at all those open cases.
Lieutenant Disher: Actually, these ones are all cleared. We were nine for nine this week.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nine for nine. Good job. I guess I'll just go home. Not that anybody would notice.
Adrian Monk: You think you'll be okay?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm fine. Except for the alimony I can't afford, I haven't had a date in two... two years, and my son, my oldest boy, Jared is not talking to me. He's with his mother. He doesn't even pick up the phone. Merry Christmas.