Adrian Monk Quote #2059
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is Underwater
Adrian Monk: Commander, sir?
Commander Nathan Whitaker: Yes.
Adrian Monk: You're obviously very busy turning knobs and up-periscoping. Why don't you just drop us off and we will be out of your hair. How about... Uh, right there, Seal Beach? Right there? We could take a taxi.
Natalie: No, actually, Fisherman's Wharf. It's a little bit closer. If it's not out of your way.
Adrian Monk: We could turn back around this way.
Commander Nathan Whitaker: We are not turning around for anything. This is a fleet-wide attack-submarine-warfare exercise. For all intents and purposes, this ship is at war. Do you understand that?
Adrian Monk: Oh, yes, okay. I... Yes, I get... How much do you want? She'll pay 'cause her father is loaded. You've heard of Davenport toothpaste? That's the one with the girl who...
Commander Nathan Whitaker: I've finished talking. You are now the guests of the United States Navy until the completion of this exercise. Four, maybe five days.
Adrian Monk: D- Days? Comin' about! Blinker, blinker!
Commander Nathan Whitaker: What's he doing?
Adrian Monk: Comin' about! Blinker, blinker, blinker.
Commander Nathan Whitaker: That's the sonar. You're turning the sonar tower.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Is Underwater’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Steven Albright: Sir, you don't have to hold your breath. There's plenty of air.
Adrian Monk: [exhales] How much time?
Steven Albright: 15 seconds.
Adrian Monk: I'm pretty sure he killed himself.
Natalie: How do you know?
Adrian Monk: I've been on board 15 seconds and I'm suicidal.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: It doesn't feel like a man-made boat or a submarine. It feels like a living thing. Like a beast. And I'm in- In the lungs or the stomach. It's like it's swallowed me whole. I feel like it's digesting me. Honestly, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't here.
Dr. Bell: [imaginary] Yes, it's quite fortuitous. I heard you were on a submarine, and I thought you could use my help. So I climbed on board just as the ship was going underwater.
Adrian Monk: Wow. What do we do now?
Dr. Bell: Well, we're gonna take it one day at a time. One hour at a time. We're gonna get through this together.
Adrian Monk: Hmm.
Dr. Bell: I've been observing you, Adrian. You're doing very well in spite of your condition. Your acute claustrophobia.
Adrian Monk: Well...
Dr. Bell: I'd even say you're being rather heroic.
Adrian Monk: [chuckles] I have to be brave for Natalie's sake. She's just a girl. She's depending on me.
Dr. Bell: Well, she's lucky to have you.
Adrian Monk: That's true. What? Medal of honor? I think that's a bit premature, Dr. Bell.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Wait. Dr. Bell, he's right outside. Dr. Bell, open the hatch! Dr. Bell!
Natalie: Dr. Bell! What am I saying? Help, somebody, help!