Natalie Quote #213
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece
Petya Lovak: Look at that. Are these new? Mr. Monk, it is as if art never existed before and you reinvented it.
Adrian Monk: Right.
Petya Lovak: I'll take both of them for $1,200. And I will hang them in my villa in Monte Carlo.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Wait. You're gonna put them up where you live?
Petya Lovak: Oh, I've never seen this. How much is pig woman?
Adrian Monk: Sorry, that's not for sale. I just gave it to Natalie as a gift.
Petya Lovak: No, no, no. A thousand dollars.
Natalie: Pardon me?
Petya Lovak: I'm sorry, $2,000! I must have this painting.
Natalie: [chuckles] Oh, I can't. I'm sorry. It was a gift, I'm sorry. You have no idea how sorry I really am.
Petya Lovak: You sure?
Natalie: [to Monk] Are you sure? [to Mr. Lovak] Yeah, I'm sure.
‘Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Petya must be running late.
Natalie: Yeah, Mr. Monk, I've been doing a little research on your friend Petya. I Googled him. At least I tried to, and there's no record of him anywhere.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, people like Petya. Important people, wealthy people. They are un-Google-able.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, it doesn't work like that. It's not like an unlisted phone number.
Adrian Monk: Un-google-able! End of discussion.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: All right, all right, Adrian. Adrian, I understand. Now, you're feeling unfulfilled.
Adrian Monk: It's all the same. Crime scene, witness, suspect, question, answer.
Dr. Kroger: Okay, this- This is perfectly normal, Adrian. No job can completely satisfy anyone. There is more to life than just working.
Adrian Monk: I know that.
Dr. Kroger: Let me finish. Or cleaning.
Adrian Monk: Oh.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, we only have an hour.
Adrian Monk: Ssh. Don't move. It's almost done.
Dr. Kroger: You know, while we have a moment, my assistant said that you did not bring a check today.
Adrian Monk: This should take care of it. That ought to cover us till June.
Dr. Kroger: Yes, well, thank you for this. I- I hope you're not insulted, but I think I'd rather have the check.