Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #304
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa Claus
Captain Stottlemeyer: I see you're still in touch with some of your old parolees.
Lieutenant Disher: Thought you retired.
Michael Kenworthy: Well, I call 'em when I can. They're good guys.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I know some of these good guys. Burglary, grand theft auto, attempted murder.
Michael Kenworthy: I help 'em out when I can. What can I say? Everybody deserves a second chance, right? [chuckles] What?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What were you doing up there Michael, on that roof?
Michael Kenworthy: Just givin' away some toys. What can I say? I love Christmas!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Come on, Buddy. There's nobody here. It's just you and me.
Lieutenant Disher: And me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And him.
Michael Kenworthy: Is that why you're here? To accuse me of something? Why don't you take a hike? Both of you! That gun was found in your friend's back yard, not mine.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, that may be true. But here's the problem, Kris Kringle. Either you're lying or Adrian Monk is lying.
Lieutenant Disher: Merry Christmas.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa Claus’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Adrian Monk: What's with the toys?
Dr. Kroger: Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of children this week ever since...
Adrian Monk: Ever since I went on television and said there is no Santa Claus. How are they doing, the kids?
Dr. Kroger: The kids are fine. Children are very resilient, Adrian. Although I might ask you to leave by the side door today.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Julie, you can't keep that. Give me that, that's evidence.
Natalie: Of what?
Adrian Monk: He's breaking the law. Natalie, he's creating a nuisance. A public nuisance. Which is the worst kind of nuisance there is.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, I know how difficult this is for you. I was worried about you even- Even before all this happened. I know it's ten years since Trudy.
Adrian Monk: Trudy. Trudy loved Christmas.
Dr. Kroger: Yeah, you mentioned that.
Adrian Monk: Every Christmas morning, she'd set the alarm. We'd go outside and watch the sun come up. Trudy used to say Christmas made the whole world seem softer.
Dr. Kroger: Softer. I like that. What about before Trudy? What was Christmas like when you were growing up?
Adrian Monk: Dark, desperate. The pain was unrelenting. Thank you for asking.