Adrian Monk Quote #1655

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Rapper

Murderuss: I wanna hire you. I want you to do what you do, sniff around and get me the hell outta this.
Natalie: Oh, we're flattered. We really are. But we really, were just talking about we have so many other commitments.
Adrian Monk: Don't listen to her. I'll take the case. I'm your man.
Murderuss: Well, all right.
Adrian Monk: It's an honor. It's a privilege. And don't you worry, because I am gonna get you out of this. My word is my bond.
Murderuss: Now, that's what I needed to hear. Pay the man. Here's a retainer and my business card. You call me as soon as you get some good news. Natalie, it was a pleasure meeting you, beautiful.
Adrian Monk: Thank you for your business, Mr. Murderuss. Mr. Assassin. Mr. Killer. Sorry Killa. K- Killa. Natalie, Killa. Don't worry about anything. I got your back, yo. Have a nice day, yo.


‘Mr. Monk and the Rapper’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer

Captain Stottlemeyer: Mind if I join you? Randy's upstairs talking to our medical examiner in rap.
Adrian Monk: Why?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I learned a long time ago not to ask Randy why he does anything.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: That was close.
Natalie: Are you okay?
Adrian Monk: But he seemed to take it pretty well, didn't you think?
Natalie: Take what well?
Adrian Monk: When I turned down the case. When I said I was too busy.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you said yes. You took the case. [Monk looks back in confusion] He wrote you a check. It's right there.
Adrian Monk: [chuckles] Natalie, there's nothing in my hand.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, it's right here. You said yes. You gave him your word. You said you had his back.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Snake da Assassin: We've been asking around, and street's been saying you're some kind of super cop.
Adrian Monk: Well, I guess if other people say it, it's not really bragging. You feelin' me there, Silent? He's feelin' me.

Adrian Monk Quotes

Quote from Mr. Monk and the Daredevil

Natalie: Where are you going?
Adrian Monk: Bathroom.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why? [Monk is silent] I'll go with you.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, let me go with you.
Natalie: We promised Dr. Kroger we wouldn't leave you alone.
Adrian Monk: I am not suicidal. I just wish I was never born. There's a difference.

Quote from Mr. Monk Is At Your Service

Natalie: Are you afraid of frogs?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I've never been this close to one. [A frog lands on Monk's shoe] Yes. The answer is yes. Put frogs on the list. Where's the list?
Natalie: I got it. I got it. Where does it go?
Adrian Monk: Put them between possums and, uh, soccer riots. No, no, no. Uh, after after soccer riots. And before, uh, before hailstones. Yeah, so it goes...
Natalie: I got it, I got it: Soccer riots, frogs, hailstones.
Adrian Monk: At least now we know. Information really is power.

Quote from Mr. Monk Gets Fired

Ms. Lennington: Mr. Monk, what would you say is your greatest strength?
Adrian Monk: Oh. Mm... [long, expectant pause] My decisiveness.