Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #261
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Jared, thanks for your help with that guitar string.
Jared Stottlemeyer: I didn't do anything.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Sure you did. That was an important clue, and I might have missed it without you. We make a pretty good team, huh?
Jared Stottlemeyer: [notices poster] What is that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Jared Stottlemeyer: Runaway child?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Guess we don't need this anymore.
Jared Stottlemeyer: Where'd they get that picture from?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's when we went to Cabo.
Jared Stottlemeyer: Was that the only one you had?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, Jared, it doesn't mean anything. I'm, uh... It's a new wallet.
Jared Stottlemeyer: It's not a new wallet, liar. I bet you have 1,000 pictures of your girlfriend in there.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Jared, please.
Jared Stottlemeyer: A pretty good team, huh? Not a team at all. Or a family.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, this has been tough on me too. I lost my family too.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I was just calling for a taxi. They're gonna pick me up out front in about ten minutes.
Natalie: But, Mr. Monk, that wasn't a phone booth.
Adrian Monk: No, that wasn't a phone booth. Natalie, that was some kind of horrible plastic outhouse! Oh, my God. What was I talking into? My God, where's... Where did I put that quarter? For the love of God, Natalie, where did I put that quarter?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Monk, what did you think of your first rock concert?
Adrian Monk: I like the old songs. Why don't people write old songs anymore?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: My kid, my oldest, has skipped school, and Karen thinks he's gone to a rock show.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I used to do that. Play hooky, go to rock shows.
Natalie: You did?
Adrian Monk: All the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Anyhow, I gotta get up there, see if I can't find him.
Natalie: Okay. You need some help?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, you know, I wouldn't mind. Thank you.
Adrian Monk: I'll come with you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Natalie: Are you sure?
Adrian Monk: Of course I'm sure.
Natalie: I'm sorry, I just can't picture you at one of these.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about? I used to go all the time. Get a bus into the city, see the stones.