Dr. Kroger Quote #19
Quote from Dr. Kroger in Mr. Monk Gets a New Shrink
Troy Kroger: Where? My dad thinks I did it.
Dr. Kroger: Troy, that's not true.
Troy Kroger: Yeah, right. Before you guys got here he asked me if I did it. Why don't you admit it? Why are you afraid of telling the truth? What kind of shrink are you, afraid of the truth?
Dr. Kroger: Troy, I'm sorry, I was upset!
Lieutenant Disher: Hey, Troy, remember me?
Troy Kroger: Yeah, I remember.
Lieutenant Disher: You, uh, staying out of trouble?
Troy Kroger: No.
Dr. Kroger: All right, why don't you just wait upstairs, son?
Troy Kroger: I told you, never to call me that! Look, officers, is there a way that a doctor could fix a DNA test? Because there is no way Charlie and me are related.
Dr. Kroger: Troy, please.
Troy Kroger: You're not my mother, Madeline! And that man is certainly not my father!
Madeline Kroger: He's your father, Troy, you're going to have to accept that!
Troy Kroger: No!
Dr. Kroger: Hey, what do you want from me? I've taken the test three times!
Troy Kroger: Whatever!
‘Mr. Monk Gets a New Shrink’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: This isn't happening. This can't be happening.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, I promise you, I'll get you another doctor. I'll- I'll call you next week.
Adrian Monk: Okay. So it's not true. You're not retiring. I mean, you can't, because- He- He can't retire. He can't possibly retire.
Dr. Kroger: [to Natalie] This is step one in the grieving process. Denial. Denial, yeah.
Adrian Monk: Damn you, Charles! Damn you to hell! I hate you. I hate you! You are dead to me.
Natalie: That's not denial.
Dr. Kroger: No. Step two, that's anger.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Okay, we're all adults here. We can work this out. I can hire you full time. I'll put you on the payroll.
Dr. Kroger: This is step three. It's bargaining. It usually doesn't go around this quickly.
Adrian Monk: Why me? Why is it always me? Everybody's always leaving me.
Natalie: Depression?
Adrian Monk: This just can't go on. It's just too much. Okay. You're right. It's not the end of the world. I'm just gonna have to find another doctor. I owe you so much. Thanks to you, I think I can get past this. Thanks, Doc.
Dr. Kroger: And finally, acceptance.
Natalie: Thank God that's over.
Adrian Monk: He can't retire! The man can't quit! Because he's not a quitter!
Natalie: Wait, what's going on?
Dr. Kroger: I don't know, I don't know. It's like he's starting all over again, like he's in a loop.
Adrian Monk: I hate you for this, Kroger! You are dead to me, you understand me? Dead!
Dr. Kroger: I- I really should be heading home.
Adrian Monk: Okay, okay, let's be reasonable. I'll come to your house. You'll never have to go to your office again. That's fair. [Kroger walks away] Why? Why me? Why always leaving me?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Adrian Monk for Dr. Sorenson.
Receptionist: Fill this out.
Adrian Monk: It says "List any phobias."
Receptionist: That's right.
Adrian Monk: There are only five spaces.
Receptionist: You can use the back.
Adrian Monk: I might need another sheet. [receptionist hands him one] I might need another sheet. [another] I might need another sheet. [and another]
Quote from Harold Krenshaw
Dr. Kroger: Relax, Harold. Just take it easy. You'll be okay. We're gonna get a doctor. We'll get a doctor.
Adrian Monk: How's he doing?
Dr. Kroger: He's gonna be okay. Did you see what he did? He took a bullet for me, Adrian.
Harold Krenshaw: Monk. Monk. Come here. Closer. [whispers] Beat that.