Adrian Monk Quote #1168
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Hello, again, Mr. Monk. Is it true that you've only been to the dentist once before?
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: I gather it wasn't a good experience. Well, this will be much worse.
Adrian Monk: I'm- I'm a police officer.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Oh, I know that. That's precisely why you're here. You see, Terri and I, we have some merchandise we'd like to sell.
Terri: Open, open, open.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Some bank certificates. Now, there's a man in Chicago named Mr. Cronin who would like to buy them. But we're afraid of approaching him. Because we don't know if he's being watched by the police. So my question is is Mr. Cronin under surveillance?
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Have you ever seen the movie Marathon Man, Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk: No, is it good? Let's watch it. Let's, let's watch it now. I'm not much of a movie guy, but I have some time now. Who's in it? Who's in that?
Terri: You're not gonna watch it, you're gonna live it.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Is Mr. Cronin under surveillance? Yes or no.
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I wish I did. I really do. But I don't know.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Is Mr. Cronin under surveillance?
Adrian Monk: No!
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Is he under surveillance?
Adrian Monk: Yes. Okay, yes. Yes. We know- We know all about it. You have to be careful. You should be careful.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Now, I really wish I could believe you, Mr. Monk. Your teeth are perfect. I don't see a single cavity. Is Mr. Cronin under surveillance? [Monk whimpers]
Terri: He's not saying anything.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Pass me the extractor please.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: You and Monk were there, right? Did you notice anything?
Adrian Monk: No, I wasn't really on my game. I have this thing about dentists. Kroger calls it a supermegaphobia. If germs are here and snakes are here, the dentists are... You see that branch up there? The second one from the top? The one above that one.
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Lieutenant Disher: [sings] I'm tired of sucking up And I'm tired of sucking up and working for the man Keeping people down 'cause the law says I can Cuff my brothers and sisters that's not the way to be But honey those days are gone Cause baby I am free I don't need a badge to tell me wrong from right I don't need a badge to tell me day from night I don't need a badge because my eyes can see I don't need a badge 'cause baby I am free.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, this is Randy we're talking about. He would do anything for you.
Adrian Monk: And I would do anything for him except this, Natalie. I can't do it. I have a thing about dentists.
Natalie: You have a thing about everything.
Adrian Monk: That's true, but dentists are in a separate category altogether, okay? I can't even discuss it. I can't even think about discussing it. I can't even talk about thinking about discussing it.
Natalie: Okay, Mr. Monk, everybody's afraid of dentists.
Adrian Monk: Not like this. Not like this.
Natalie: Okay, okay, okay. How afraid are you? On a scale of 1 to 10.
Adrian Monk: Ha, 10? I am so far beyond 10, I laugh at your 10s. I lie awake at night dreaming about 10s. The chair and the probing and the drilling and the rinsing.