Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #218
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage
Karen Stottlemeyer: Leland, Natalie called to tell me that you've been fighting again. Are you okay?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I'm okay. Why don't you ask about your boyfriend?
Sergeant Sharkey: Hey, Karen.
Karen Stottlemeyer: Leland, I've never seen that man before in my life.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Karen, you can just stop pretending. Now you're just insulting me.
Sergeant Sharkey: Karen, would you just tell him? Leland, I know you want to kill me. I'd probably feel the same way, all right? But you gotta understand, whatever happened between Karen and I didn't mean anything. All right? It was a mistake. I'm sorry. I'm apologizing to you.
Karen Stottlemeyer: Who are you? Leland, he must be crazy.
Sergeant Sharkey: Karen, it was fun. You gotta face the music. It's over between us.
Karen Stottlemeyer: Okay? Okay, I don't know him. You've got to believe me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do I?
Karen Stottlemeyer: Yes, you do. You have to believe me.
‘Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Look. $10.03. That's how much is in there.
Natalie: Okay, thank you. Now we know.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I think we should make it even.
Natalie: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: The fountain. We take out three cents and that'll be 10 dollars. It's a nice round number. 10 dollars. Then everyone would be happier.
Natalie: You always say that. Who is everyone?
Adrian Monk: Me. Me.
Natalie: You want me to reach in here and take out 3 pennies?
Adrian Monk: Would you mind?
Natalie: Yes, I would.
Natalie: Look, look, she's moving again. We gotta go. Mr. Monk, if we walk now, we won't even think about the fountain.
Adrian Monk: I'll think about it. It would haunt me.
Natalie: The three extra pennies. It would haunt you?
Adrian Monk: It will haunt me.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [to a kid on the jungle gym] Careful. Both your hands. That's too high. These things are death traps. It's not just my opinion. It's a fact. In Belgium, 1952, a kid almost died on one of those.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Look at all this junk. They should get rid of it. And put it somewhere.
Natalie: Well, they did it, Mr. Monk. They put it here. It's a junkyard.
Adrian Monk: You can say that again.