Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage
Karen Stottlemeyer: Leland, Natalie called to tell me that you've been fighting again. Are you okay? Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I'm okay. Why don't you ask about your boyfriend? Sergeant Sharkey: Hey, Karen. Karen Stottlemeyer: Leland, I've never seen that man before in my life. Captain Stottlemeyer: Karen, you can just stop pretending. Now you're just insulting me. Sergeant Sharkey: Karen, would you just tell him? Leland, I know you want to kill me. I'd probably feel the same way, all right? But you gotta understand, whatever happened between Karen and I didn't mean anything. All right? It was a mistake. I'm sorry. I'm apologizing to you. Karen Stottlemeyer: Who are you? Leland, he must be crazy. Sergeant Sharkey: Karen, it was fun. You gotta face the music. It's over between us. Karen Stottlemeyer: Okay? Okay, I don't know him. You've got to believe me. Captain Stottlemeyer: Do I? Karen Stottlemeyer: Yes, you do. You have to believe me.