Sharona Quote #165
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
Adrian Monk: I went back to the garage. I found a boot tip.
Varla Davis: Kojak and I were very excited about that boot tip.
Adrian Monk: There is a shoe repair shop on Lark Avenue that replaced a tip on a cowboy boot last Monday. The customer's name was Denny Graf. Does it mean anything to you?
Sharona: No.
Adrian Monk: Well, he's a security guard at the community college.
Sharona: My college?
Adrian Monk: That mystery story that you wrote, "The Fatal Recipe", what was the plot?
Sharona: Well, it's about a woman who kills her husband and makes it look like a heart attack.
Varla Davis: Mrs. Preminger canceled her class last night...
Adrian Monk: ...because her husband Max died of a heart attack.
Varla Davis: Right after he ate some tomato soup.
Sharona: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's my story. It, it's based on a real case when I was an intern. The teckolic acid in the tomato soup activates the poison. It's virtually untraceable. They stole my story! That's plagiarism!
Adrian Monk: Yeah, well, actually, it's murder.
‘Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: You know, it's a confusing time, not just for you, but for everyone. It's hard to feel centered. These days, it's hard to even know where the center is. What are you feeling right now?
Sharona: Well, I feel weird being here like I'm trespassing. [Dr. Kroger chuckles] I bet those pillows must drive him crazy, huh?
Dr. Kroger: I'm not at liberty to say.
Sharona: Well, I see my window is cleaner than your window. That's got to be him.
Dr. Kroger: Sometimes I wish that we could switch seats, so I could get this window a little...
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Sharona wanted me to, to give you this.
Varla Davis: Mmmkay. Adrian Monk, care and feeding. Special diet, schedule, phobias. Heights, germs, snakes, crowds, milk... You're afraid of milk? How old are you, man? I got a 2 year old nephew who's not afraid of milk.
Adrian Monk: You must be very proud of him.
Varla Davis: For what, not being afraid of milk? That just means he's normal. [balls up paper] You don't need this. Sharona's a good nurse, but she's been treating you like a baby. The party is over, Adrian Monk, because I'm going to treat you like a man.
Adrian Monk: Don't do that.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Varla Davis: I'm going to need a list of your meds and the proper doses.
Adrian Monk: I don't take any medication.
Varla Davis: What the hell am I doing here, then?
Adrian Monk: I have... I just need a little help.
Varla Davis: Doing what?
Adrian Monk: Everything.