Adrian Monk Quote #559
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan
Man: You see the queen? Come over here, man. Put your money down on the table, boy. Show me you got the cash, all right? $5 will get you $10, $10 will get you $20, all right? Put it down on the table, okay? Show me the queen. Show me the queen, man. [Monk points to a card] Right here? [turns card over] All right, all right. You a pretty smart fella. Smart fella playing the game. [Monk reaches for his money] No, no, no, no. We going to go again. We going to go again, double or nothing, all right? Double or nothing. Put the money down. There you go. That's all right, you know? I don't get mad when I lose. Never get mad when I lose. I just be glad when I win. Very glad when I win, okay? Here we go. Where the queen, huh? huh? You see the queen again?
[After Monk points to a card, the man turns it over to reveal a queen.]
Man: Game over.
Adrian Monk: Uh, well, what about my winnings?
Man: Look, me keeping it. You cheated.
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. I, I'd like to see your license.
Man: My what?
Adrian Monk: Your gaming license.
Man: I left it at home. Yeah, man, oh, I left it at home. You know, you just you reminded me. Stay right here, okay? I'll go get it.
Adrian Monk: Don't, don't take all day.
Man: No, no, I'll be right back, man.
Adrian Monk: His license better be current.
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‘Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Sir, you have to stop that train! He's all alone!
Police Officer: Okay, okay, okay. Shh, calm down. Calm down, calm down, calm down. Ma'am, this happens all the time. What's his name?
Sharona: Um, Adrian Monk.
Police Officer: Okay, how old is he?
Sharona: He's 45.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Perfect.
Sketch Artist: Thank God. All right, let's move on. Tell me about this guy's eyes.
Adrian Monk: I didn't see his eyes. He was covering his face, so... All I saw was a left ear.
Sketch Artist: What are we supposed to do with this? I can't distribute this.
Adrian Monk: I'd recognize him.
Sketch Artist: From this?
Adrian Monk: Every ear is different. They're like fingerprints.
Sharona: Hey, how's it going?
Sketch Artist: This is all that he saw.
Adrian Monk: You know what? The earlobe was a little rounder.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: You found the hotel key card, so you knew where he was staying. You ran the whole way. You probably didn't even notice that it started to rain. [to the busboy] You. It was you. You filthy, disgusting animal. You make me sick!
Busboy: Me?
Sharona: What are you doing? He's a busboy.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, don't you recognize him from the subway? He's the urinator. Urinator! It was you. Don't, don't, don't, don't try to deny it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk!
Adrian Monk: We saw what you-
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk! Could we get back to the quadruple homicide, please?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, he followed the ambassador to the hotel, the ambassador must have noticed the jewelry, Leight killed them all, switched coats, and that's how one of them was wet. You. Where were you raised? I mean, how can you live with yourself? Disgusting pig. And you work in the food service industry, for god's sake.
Sharona: Will you control yourself?
Captain Walter Cage: The ballistics check out. The wife was killed with the same gun. Mr. Leight, you're under arrest for four counts of premeditated homicide.
Adrian Monk: Sir, captain Cage, I'm going to need to borrow these handcuffs, 'cause you're going down, Mr.
Pee.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk.
Sharona: Adrian, that man took a whiz in the subway. That man killed four people in cold blood. Now, who do you think we should arrest?
Adrian Monk: ... The murderer.