Adrian Monk Quote #562

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan

Sharona: Adrian, what are you doing?
Street Preacher: We're spreading the word.
Sharona: Yeah, you're spreading something.
Adrian Monk: Don't listen to her, Jorel. I know her. She's a fornicator.
Sharona: Adrian, Adrian, no.
Adrian Monk: Fornicator!
Street Preacher: Fornicator!
Adrian Monk: Fornicator!
Street Preacher: Fornicator!
Adrian Monk: Fornicator!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Stop it! Come here.
Adrian Monk: Fornicator!
Sharona: [to the preacher] Shame on you!

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‘Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan’ Quotes

Quote from Sharona

Sharona: Sir, you have to stop that train! He's all alone!
Police Officer: Okay, okay, okay. Shh, calm down. Calm down, calm down, calm down. Ma'am, this happens all the time. What's his name?
Sharona: Um, Adrian Monk.
Police Officer: Okay, how old is he?
Sharona: He's 45.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: Perfect.
Sketch Artist: Thank God. All right, let's move on. Tell me about this guy's eyes.
Adrian Monk: I didn't see his eyes. He was covering his face, so... All I saw was a left ear.
Sketch Artist: What are we supposed to do with this? I can't distribute this.
Adrian Monk: I'd recognize him.
Sketch Artist: From this?
Adrian Monk: Every ear is different. They're like fingerprints.
Sharona: Hey, how's it going?
Sketch Artist: This is all that he saw.
Adrian Monk: You know what? The earlobe was a little rounder.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: You found the hotel key card, so you knew where he was staying. You ran the whole way. You probably didn't even notice that it started to rain. [to the busboy] You. It was you. You filthy, disgusting animal. You make me sick!
Busboy: Me?
Sharona: What are you doing? He's a busboy.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, don't you recognize him from the subway? He's the urinator. Urinator! It was you. Don't, don't, don't, don't try to deny it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk!
Adrian Monk: We saw what you-
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk! Could we get back to the quadruple homicide, please?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, he followed the ambassador to the hotel, the ambassador must have noticed the jewelry, Leight killed them all, switched coats, and that's how one of them was wet. You. Where were you raised? I mean, how can you live with yourself? Disgusting pig. And you work in the food service industry, for god's sake.
Sharona: Will you control yourself?
Captain Walter Cage: The ballistics check out. The wife was killed with the same gun. Mr. Leight, you're under arrest for four counts of premeditated homicide.
Adrian Monk: Sir, captain Cage, I'm going to need to borrow these handcuffs, 'cause you're going down, Mr.
Pee.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk.
Sharona: Adrian, that man took a whiz in the subway. That man killed four people in cold blood. Now, who do you think we should arrest?
Adrian Monk: ... The murderer.

Adrian Monk Quotes

Quote from Mr. Monk and the Daredevil

Natalie: Where are you going?
Adrian Monk: Bathroom.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why? [Monk is silent] I'll go with you.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, let me go with you.
Natalie: We promised Dr. Kroger we wouldn't leave you alone.
Adrian Monk: I am not suicidal. I just wish I was never born. There's a difference.

Quote from Mr. Monk Is At Your Service

Natalie: Are you afraid of frogs?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I've never been this close to one. [A frog lands on Monk's shoe] Yes. The answer is yes. Put frogs on the list. Where's the list?
Natalie: I got it. I got it. Where does it go?
Adrian Monk: Put them between possums and, uh, soccer riots. No, no, no. Uh, after after soccer riots. And before, uh, before hailstones. Yeah, so it goes...
Natalie: I got it, I got it: Soccer riots, frogs, hailstones.
Adrian Monk: At least now we know. Information really is power.

Quote from Mr. Monk Gets Fired

Ms. Lennington: Mr. Monk, what would you say is your greatest strength?
Adrian Monk: Oh. Mm... [long, expectant pause] My decisiveness.