Adrian Monk Quote #23

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Candidate

Adrian Monk: I see you've been out of town.
Jesse Goodman: Upstate. My family has a cabin on Rockaway Lake. I needed some time to clear my thoughts. It's been a hell of a week.
Adrian Monk: Mr. Goodman, I'm sure of two things. One... [touches lamp]
Sharona: Adrian.
Adrian Monk: One, your cabin is quite lovely. And, two, you were nowhere near it.
Jesse Goodman: What?
Adrian Monk: Your wristwatch. It's set two hours ahead to central time. You haven't been north, you've been east. Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not, you were in Chicago.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Candidate’ Quotes

Quote from Sharona

Sharona: Forget about the damn stove, okay? You are on a job here. You're a private consultant.
Adrian Monk: I know, but I smelled it and I think...
Sharona: You gotta shut up. The department thinks you're nuts. You're never gonna get reinstated, you're never gonna get hired again, and we are both gonna be unemployed. Do you understand the importance of what I am saying? [Adrian nods] Now, pull your twisted self together, concentrate and be brilliant. You're brilliant.

Quote from Sharona

Adrian Monk: Mrs. St. Claire, a couple of questions.
Miranda St. Claire: Let me ask you a question. How can you investigate anything? I'm told you're "germophobic," afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: [staring at abstract painting] What is this?
Jesse Goodman: What?
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Jesse Goodman: Look, I don't have time for this, all right? This meeting is over.
Sharona: He's gone.
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Isn't it? It's me.