Captain Stottlemeyer: Where the hell is the siren?
Lieutenant Disher: In the back.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's it doing at the back?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, I haven't use it for 10 months.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why? Did you think the bad guys all retired? That crime is over? What the hell? What is all this crap?
Lieutenant Disher: Yard sale.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You bought all this?
Lieutenant Disher: No, I'm selling it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Selling all this? Hey, are these my barbells?
Lieutenant Disher: No, those are mine.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I lent you my barbells last year. These are my barbells.
Lieutenant Disher: So I bought the same ones.
Captain Stottlemeyer: With my initials on them?
Lieutenant Disher: Okay, maybe those are yours. Just take them.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm not gonna take them now, we're in the middle of thing. Couldn't find the siren.
Lieutenant Disher: I might have sold it.