Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Badge
Adrian Monk: Natalie. Natalie: I heard you might be looking for an assistant. Adrian Monk: What about your job with the big promoter? Natalie: Oh, Jim Paxton can make his own dinner reservations. He doesn't need me. I'm needed here. Adrian Monk: I pay $900 a week. Natalie: I am not taking a pay cut, Mr. Monk! Adrian Monk: Then you shouldn't have quit. Natalie: I didn't quit, you let me go! Oh, God, you make me mad! [scoffs] What are you looking for? Adrian Monk: The captain said there'd be a surprise. Natalie: I'm the surprise! I talked to the captain this morning. Adrian Monk: Oh, good. Natalie: What- What, you're disappointed? Adrian Monk: No, I said, "Oh, good." Natalie: Well, you sound disappointed. What were you expecting? Adrian Monk: I thought it might be Joey Heatherton.