Adrian Monk: Natalie.
Natalie: I heard you might be looking for an assistant.
Adrian Monk: What about your job with the big promoter?
Natalie: Oh, Jim Paxton can make his own dinner reservations. He doesn't need me. I'm needed here.
Adrian Monk: I pay $900 a week.
Natalie: I am not taking a pay cut, Mr. Monk!
Adrian Monk: Then you shouldn't have quit.
Natalie: I didn't quit, you let me go! Oh, God, you make me mad! [scoffs] What are you looking for?
Adrian Monk: The captain said there'd be a surprise.
Natalie: I'm the surprise! I talked to the captain this morning.
Adrian Monk: Oh, good.
Natalie: What- What, you're disappointed?
Adrian Monk: No, I said, "Oh, good."
Natalie: Well, you sound disappointed. What were you expecting?
Adrian Monk: I thought it might be Joey Heatherton.