Natalie: That's it? Everybody left. That's your story? I'm so throwing you a party.
Adrian Monk: What?
Natalie: It's gonna be the biggest party of the year. It's gonna be a cotillion. We're gonna dance until dawn.
Adrian Monk: No, I can't. Not after what happened.
Natalie: Oh, Mr. Monk, that's the stupidest story I ever heard. I'm sorry but that is lame. Everybody left?
Adrian Monk: Well it was very traumatic.
Natalie: It's stupid, I mean, I have worse stories than that. Everybody does. Wait, why can't you tell Dr.
Bell?
Adrian Monk: I didn't think he could handle it.
Natalie: I am so throwing you a party, as God is my witness and I'm going to surprise you too.
Adrian Monk: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're gonna surprise me? You're not gonna surprise me.
Natalie: You don't think I'm smart enough? It is so on. I'm throwing you a party, boss. It could be anytime, anywhere.