Natalie Quote #311
Quote from Natalie in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Natalie: That's it? Everybody left. That's your story? I'm so throwing you a party.
Adrian Monk: What?
Natalie: It's gonna be the biggest party of the year. It's gonna be a cotillion. We're gonna dance until dawn.
Adrian Monk: No, I can't. Not after what happened.
Natalie: Oh, Mr. Monk, that's the stupidest story I ever heard. I'm sorry but that is lame. Everybody left?
Adrian Monk: Well it was very traumatic.
Natalie: It's stupid, I mean, I have worse stories than that. Everybody does. Wait, why can't you tell Dr.
Bell?
Adrian Monk: I didn't think he could handle it.
Natalie: I am so throwing you a party, as God is my witness and I'm going to surprise you too.
Adrian Monk: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're gonna surprise me? You're not gonna surprise me.
Natalie: You don't think I'm smart enough? It is so on. I'm throwing you a party, boss. It could be anytime, anywhere.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Well, maybe somebody injected him with something, like a needle.
Lieutenant Disher: No, I was there, I would've seen that. A blow dart, you know, a poison dart.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And what happened to the dart? It would have been sticking in his neck.
Lieutenant Disher: Not necessarily. There could have been a long, elastic wire attached to the blow dart. They're called Dartarangs.
T.K. Jensen: How do you know they're called Dartarangs?
Lieutenant Disher: 'cause they're probably called it. Or at least that's what they should be called.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [whispers] Just nod your head and say maybe.
T.K. Jensen: Maybe.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Interesting, Randy. Interesting.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: A self-cleaning vacuum. Do I wake or do I dream?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: I know she's been trying to throw you a party. And, she's going to.
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, she's gonna get you.
Natalie: I'm gonna get you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But this is a murder victim's place of residence. Do you honestly think that she would do it here?
Adrian Monk: No, I don't. And that is precisely why I do. And because I do, I don't. So yes, I do.