Adrian Monk: So, Maria, how you holding up?
Maria Schecter: Oh, it's crazy up there. Reporters keep calling. And detectives. You don't have any clues or leads or anything?
Adrian Monk: Not yet.
Maria Schecter: She should have told me she might be disappearing before she hired me.
Adrian Monk: Uh-huh.
Maria Schecter: It's common courtesy. She could have put it on the flyer.
Adrian Monk: There was a flyer?
Maria Schecter: Yeah, in my lamaze class. That's how I got the job.
Adrian Monk: Really?
Maria Schecter: It was the easiest job interview I ever had. We talked for, like, five minutes. Then she gave me a drug test, and that was it. Oh, I probably shouldn't be eating these things.
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Maria Schecter: If you ever meet my kid in, like, 20 years, just don't tell him, okay?
Adrian Monk: I promise.