Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, in February, in broad daylight, you defaced the plaque in front of the Togo exhibit.
Winston Kasinsky: I didn't deface it. I mean, I I corrected it.
Gloria Kasinsky: The fact is, my husband is the true world champion. He beat that record two years ago in Mexico City. He ate 54 eggs in six minutes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding.
Gloria Kasinsky: [to Disher] Don't touch that. But the Guinness people didn't recognize it. They said that the last three weren't down.
Winston Kasinsky: They were down long enough.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, I'm sorry I missed that.
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Kasinsky, where were you last night between 9:00 and 10:00 pm?
Winston Kasinsky: Last night, we were at the Chicken Meister.
Lieutenant Disher: The Chicken Meister.
Winston Kasinsky: It's a restaurant on Vinton. They've got an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Gloria Kasinsky: Or so they claim.
Lieutenant Disher: Did you pay with a credit card?
Winston Kasinsky: No, but they'll remember me.
Gloria Kasinsky: They'll remember him.
Winston Kasinsky: Yeah, take my word for it.