Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, in February, in broad daylight, you defaced the plaque in front of the Togo exhibit. Winston Kasinsky: I didn't deface it. I mean, I I corrected it. Gloria Kasinsky: The fact is, my husband is the true world champion. He beat that record two years ago in Mexico City. He ate 54 eggs in six minutes. Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding. Gloria Kasinsky: [to Disher] Don't touch that. But the Guinness people didn't recognize it. They said that the last three weren't down. Winston Kasinsky: They were down long enough. Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, I'm sorry I missed that. Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Kasinsky, where were you last night between 9:00 and 10:00 pm? Winston Kasinsky: Last night, we were at the Chicken Meister. Lieutenant Disher: The Chicken Meister. Winston Kasinsky: It's a restaurant on Vinton. They've got an all-you-can-eat buffet. Gloria Kasinsky: Or so they claim. Lieutenant Disher: Did you pay with a credit card? Winston Kasinsky: No, but they'll remember me. Gloria Kasinsky: They'll remember him. Winston Kasinsky: Yeah, take my word for it.