Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #379
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, in February, in broad daylight, you defaced the plaque in front of the Togo exhibit.
Winston Kasinsky: I didn't deface it. I mean, I I corrected it.
Gloria Kasinsky: The fact is, my husband is the true world champion. He beat that record two years ago in Mexico City. He ate 54 eggs in six minutes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding.
Gloria Kasinsky: [to Disher] Don't touch that. But the Guinness people didn't recognize it. They said that the last three weren't down.
Winston Kasinsky: They were down long enough.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, I'm sorry I missed that.
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Kasinsky, where were you last night between 9:00 and 10:00 pm?
Winston Kasinsky: Last night, we were at the Chicken Meister.
Lieutenant Disher: The Chicken Meister.
Winston Kasinsky: It's a restaurant on Vinton. They've got an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Gloria Kasinsky: Or so they claim.
Lieutenant Disher: Did you pay with a credit card?
Winston Kasinsky: No, but they'll remember me.
Gloria Kasinsky: They'll remember him.
Winston Kasinsky: Yeah, take my word for it.
‘Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: All right, so they broke in, they killed a security guard, and stole an egg-eating robot.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, could the machine possibly be involved?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What'd you say?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, in science fiction, they sometimes come alive. They become sentient. If this were a movie, you'd believe me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: If this were a movie, I could walk out, Randy.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: It looks like it's an inside job. Security tapes are missing, and the store gets re-supplied the first Tuesday of every month.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And that was yesterday, so he was plugged in somehow. We're putting together some names, going back ten years, everybody that's ever worked here.
Adrian Monk: You don't have to go back ten years. The manager only worked here for a year. The killer wore a ski mask, ergo, the killer was afraid he'd be recognized, ergo, the killer must have worked here recently.
Lieutenant Disher: "Ergo" the killer? What's that, Hungarian?
Captain Stottlemeyer: His name isn't "Ergo," Randy.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Bell: You're a lucky man. [off Monk's silence] Adrian? Talk to me. Come on.
Adrian Monk: What's the catch?
Dr. Bell: With what?
Adrian Monk: With Marge. What do you suppose she's after?
Dr. Bell: All right, Adrian-
Adrian Monk: Every time somebody wants to be my friend, it turns out they're after something. They have an angle.
Dr. Bell: No, not necessarily.
Adrian Monk: How could somebody- How could anybody love me unconditionally? I mean, come on. You've met me.
Dr. Bell: Adrian, I know you've been burned in the past, but you have to trust people. See, there's not always a catch.
Adrian Monk: Then how do you explain this? There's always a catch.