Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Miracle
Captain Stottlemeyer: [pops pain pills] So, Mrs. Parisi, let me get this straight. You filed a complaint 2 1/2 weeks ago, you said somebody vandalized your house. Mrs. Parisi: That's right. Captain Stottlemeyer: You said you thought some teenagers painted this thing on your front door. Mrs. Parisi: This is not a thing. It's a fountain. Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. So some teenagers painted this fountain on your front door and now you want to withdraw the complaint. Mrs. Parisi: That's right. It wasn't teenagers. I know that now. It was God. It was a sign from God. Captain Stottlemeyer: God drew a little picture on your front door? Mrs. Parisi: It was a miracle. Last summer, I couldn't breathe, my lungs were burning. Mr. Parisi: She couldn't breathe. We went to three different doctors. Mrs. Parisi: And then I heard on the news about the fountain at the Franklin Park Monastery. Mr. Parisi: It looked just like this. It was this fountain. And when she drank from it... Mrs. Parisi: I was cured. Mr. Parisi: She's eating again. She can sleep. It's a miracle. Mrs. Parisi: It's a miracle. Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a miracle. Mrs. Parisi: It's a miracle. Write that down. "It's a miracle." Captain Stottlemeyer: Yep.