Captain Stottlemeyer: [pops pain pills] So, Mrs. Parisi, let me get this straight. You filed a complaint 2 1/2 weeks ago, you said somebody vandalized your house.
Mrs. Parisi: That's right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You said you thought some teenagers painted this thing on your front door.
Mrs. Parisi: This is not a thing. It's a fountain.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. So some teenagers painted this fountain on your front door and now you want to withdraw the complaint.
Mrs. Parisi: That's right. It wasn't teenagers. I know that now. It was God. It was a sign from God.
Captain Stottlemeyer: God drew a little picture on your front door?
Mrs. Parisi: It was a miracle. Last summer, I couldn't breathe, my lungs were burning.
Mr. Parisi: She couldn't breathe. We went to three different doctors.
Mrs. Parisi: And then I heard on the news about the fountain at the Franklin Park Monastery.
Mr. Parisi: It looked just like this. It was this fountain. And when she drank from it...
Mrs. Parisi: I was cured.
Mr. Parisi: She's eating again. She can sleep. It's a miracle.
Mrs. Parisi: It's a miracle.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a miracle.
Mrs. Parisi: It's a miracle. Write that down. "It's a miracle."
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yep.