Troy Kroger: So my dad talks about me in the sessions?
Adrian Monk: Sometimes.
Troy Kroger: What does he say?
Adrian Monk: Well, he's worried about you. He doesn't know why you're so angry.
Troy Kroger: He wouldn't. He's impossible. Have you ever tried talking to him?
Adrian Monk: Yes, I have. Three times a week.
Troy Kroger: No, you're paying him. He has to talk to you. With me, it's like he doesn't even try. He just regurgitates that psychobabble crap he learned in college. Wanna hear something funny?
Adrian Monk: No.
Troy Kroger: When I was a kid, guess what I wanted to be. A shrink like my old man.
Adrian Monk: Maybe you will.
Troy Kroger: Yeah, or maybe I won't have to work at all. Anyway, next time you're in session, tell him I said hi.