Captain Stottlemeyer: Extra Large was your biggest star, your cash cow. But he left your label and started recording for Fresh P- Fresh Produce?
Lieutenant Disher: Fresh Rhymes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Fresh Rhymes Records. You couldn't stand that, could you, Russell?
Murderuss: My name is Murderuss.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, you'll always be Russell to me.Little Russell Kroy from Millburn Avenue. Flushing dime bags down the toilet every time I came knockin'. Does this one belong to you? It's one of your trademarks, isn't it? It's like those Special Edition Ponys you're wearing? It'd make an excellent timing device.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I ain't no bomb maker. Well, you don't have to be a bomb maker. Any Boy Scout could make this. What you do is you take one wire and you connect it to the hour hand, and the other wire goes to the face. Tick, tick, tick, tick. 9:00 kaboom.
Murderuss: Guess what.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Murderuss: I ain't a Boy Scout either.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kiddin'.