Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #275
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Rapper
Captain Stottlemeyer: Extra Large was your biggest star, your cash cow. But he left your label and started recording for Fresh P- Fresh Produce?
Lieutenant Disher: Fresh Rhymes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Fresh Rhymes Records. You couldn't stand that, could you, Russell?
Murderuss: My name is Murderuss.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, you'll always be Russell to me.Little Russell Kroy from Millburn Avenue. Flushing dime bags down the toilet every time I came knockin'. Does this one belong to you? It's one of your trademarks, isn't it? It's like those Special Edition Ponys you're wearing? It'd make an excellent timing device.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I ain't no bomb maker. Well, you don't have to be a bomb maker. Any Boy Scout could make this. What you do is you take one wire and you connect it to the hour hand, and the other wire goes to the face. Tick, tick, tick, tick. 9:00 kaboom.
Murderuss: Guess what.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Murderuss: I ain't a Boy Scout either.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kiddin'.
‘Mr. Monk and the Rapper’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Mind if I join you? Randy's upstairs talking to our medical examiner in rap.
Adrian Monk: Why?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I learned a long time ago not to ask Randy why he does anything.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: He's the guy.
Adrian Monk: Who's- Who's the guy? Hodges?
Natalie: I don't know. There's something about him.
Adrian Monk: Another hunch?
Natalie: Well, we should at least check him out.
Adrian Monk: Why would he kill Extra Large? He had no motive. None! Extra Large was his meal ticket.
Natalie: I don't know.
Adrian Monk: The limo driver's out of intensive care. We can talk to him tomorrow. Maybe he saw something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Snake da Assassin: We've been asking around, and street's been saying you're some kind of super cop.
Adrian Monk: Well, I guess if other people say it, it's not really bragging. You feelin' me there, Silent? He's feelin' me.