Dr. Jackman: I think I have some good news. The optic nerves appear to be healing, and your pupils are starting to dilate. I'm cautiously optimistic. [Monk groans] Is that how he takes good news?
Natalie: Yeah, it is.
Dr. Jackman: If you could just stick around for a bit, I'd like to show these to my colleagues. Be right back.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you, doctor. We'll be here.
Natalie: Isn't that great? She sounded so hopeful.
Adrian Monk: Hope. I hate hope's guts.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, what happened to all your confidence?
Adrian Monk: I don't know, Leland. Maybe I dropped it when I was screaming for help ten inches off the ground. I am so pathetic. I'm half the man I was, which was 3/4 of a man. And so now I'm...
Lieutenant Disher: 5/16ths of a man.
Adrian Monk: Thank you, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, no, wait. 3/8ths of a man.