Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes Home Again
Captain Stottlemeyer: And you've never seen this guy before? In the store? Hanging around the parking lot? Cashier: I don't think so. But I see a lot of faces. Captain Stottlemeyer: Sure. Lieutenant Disher: It looks like Kiefer Sutherland. Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I guess it does. Lieutenant Disher: It wasn't Kiefer Sutherland, was it? Cashier: No, sir. Captain Stottlemeyer: All right, here's a receipt. This is from your cash register. This is him, right? Eight items at 89 cents. Cashier: Yes, sir. Eight candy bars. Captain Stottlemeyer: Eight candy bars? Lieutenant Disher: It really looks like Kiefer Sutherland. You know, maybe we should, before we distribute it, write across the bottom, "Not Kiefer Sutherland" just so that we don't disturb Mr. Sutherland. Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a really good idea. Lieutenant Disher: You think so? Captain Stottlemeyer: No.