Lieutenant Disher Quote #86
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes Home Again
Captain Stottlemeyer: And you've never seen this guy before? In the store? Hanging around the parking lot?
Cashier: I don't think so. But I see a lot of faces.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Sure.
Lieutenant Disher: It looks like Kiefer Sutherland.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I guess it does.
Lieutenant Disher: It wasn't Kiefer Sutherland, was it?
Cashier: No, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: All right, here's a receipt. This is from your cash register. This is him, right? Eight items at 89 cents.
Cashier: Yes, sir. Eight candy bars.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Eight candy bars?
Lieutenant Disher: It really looks like Kiefer Sutherland. You know, maybe we should, before we distribute it, write across the bottom, "Not Kiefer Sutherland" just so that we don't disturb Mr. Sutherland.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a really good idea.
Lieutenant Disher: You think so?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No.
‘Mr. Monk Goes Home Again’ Quotes
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Ambrose Monk: Okay. Are you and Natalie...
Adrian Monk: What?
Ambrose Monk: Involved?
Adrian Monk: What? No. No. No. No. Why, why would you even ask me that?
Ambrose Monk: Well, it's been eight years since Trudy.
Adrian Monk: Exactly! It's only been eight years.
Ambrose Monk: You're a widower. She's a widow. And I know how you are with the ladies. I remember, in high school, those girls calling you on the phone, talking to you on the phone, complimenting you, huh?
Adrian Monk: Ambrose. Ambrose, those were my teachers.
Ambrose Monk: So? What about Mrs. Flagan? Yeah?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Halloween. Am I right? Something nasty always goes down on Halloween.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Really? What went down last Halloween?
Lieutenant Disher: Nothing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The one before that?
Lieutenant Disher: It's a new tradition. Halloween.
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Ambrose Monk: What are you doing? You- You can't go in there. You cannot go in there.
Julie Teeger: I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Natalie: What's going on?
Ambrose Monk: That, that is, that's Dad's study. We're, we're, we're not allowed in there.
Natalie: Not allowed?
Ambrose Monk: Yes. Dad caught me in there once when I was 12.
Natalie: What happened, Ambrose?
Ambrose Monk: He grounded me.
Julie Teeger: For 30 years?