Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month
Joe Christie: As employee of the month, she gets a ceramic mug, dinner for two at the world-famous lobster barrel, and a plaque. Adrian Monk: And, of course, the thanks of a grateful nation. Joe Christie: [chuckles] Do you really think there's something here worth killing for? Adrian Monk: Oh, yes. It's here. We just can't see it. Joe Christie: What do you think? Adrian Monk: I think Edna was obviously killed for this mug. Joe Christie: Really? Adrian Monk: No. Joe Christie: Well, maybe it's made out of gold and painted over. Adrian Monk: Joe... [taps mug] Joe Christie: Hey, you said try 300 theories until one fits. Adrian Monk: I said that? Joe Christie: Yeah, I remember everything you ever said, God help me.