Adrian Monk: He's not gonna help me, is he?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. I'm sorry.
Adrian Monk: I guess I never really expected him to.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Never trust a Fed. I should've decked him.
Adrian Monk: No. Don't worry. I got him back.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Really? What'd you do?
Adrian Monk: See their vans?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah?
Adrian Monk: One of them is packed full. The other one isn't even half full.
Captain Stottlemeyer: They're uneven.
Adrian Monk: I didn't tell him. I didn't say a word. I'm just gonna let them drive away like that.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That'll teach him to mess with us.
Adrian Monk: Damn straight.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yep.