Adrian Monk: Whoa, where are you going? What, what- Wait. Wait. What are you- What are you doing? What-
Sharona: I can't get it off my finger. I need some soap.
Adrian Monk: This is my bathroom.
Sharona: What am I supposed to use?
Adrian Monk: There's another bathroom downstairs.
Sharona: Well, how's that gonna look? We're supposed to be married.
Adrian Monk: Just hold it in until later, and then sneak downstairs.
Sharona: Did you just tell me to "hold it in"?
Adrian Monk: Hold it in, please.
Sharona: Please. You know what? You know what? I really hate being your wife. I hate it. I mean, after only 45 minutes, it's worse than my first marriage.
Adrian Monk: Be careful.
Sharona: Here. Take it back. Take it back. I want a divorce.
Dr. Waterford: Mmm. Looks like we got our work cut out for us, huh?