Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Dr. Waterford: I'll show you the garden. Well, I've already had your bags brought upstairs, and I must say, uh, I've never had a guest with so many suitcases. Sharona: What was that all about? I don't drink. Adrian Monk: Well, it was... We're undercover. I had to say something. Sharona: Great. Now we have to spend the whole weekend talking about my drinking problem? All I said about you was that you were boring. Why can't you be the lush? Adrian Monk: It's too late now. I already said it. That's our story. We're stuck with it. Sharona: No, we're not. Just tell them that you were confused because you're too drunk 'cause you're the lush. Adrian Monk: You're the lush. Sharona: You're the lush. Adrian Monk: No, you're the lush. Dr. Waterford: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoo. Let's save it for therapy, huh? I don't think you guys should miss a single session.