Adrian Monk Quote #497
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Dr. Waterford: I'll show you the garden. Well, I've already had your bags brought upstairs, and I must say, uh, I've never had a guest with so many suitcases.
Sharona: What was that all about? I don't drink.
Adrian Monk: Well, it was... We're undercover. I had to say something.
Sharona: Great. Now we have to spend the whole weekend talking about my drinking problem? All I said about you was that you were boring. Why can't you be the lush?
Adrian Monk: It's too late now. I already said it. That's our story. We're stuck with it.
Sharona: No, we're not. Just tell them that you were confused because you're too drunk 'cause you're the lush.
Adrian Monk: You're the lush.
Sharona: You're the lush.
Adrian Monk: No, you're the lush.
Dr. Waterford: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoo. Let's save it for therapy, huh? I don't think you guys should miss a single session.
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Sharona: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: This shelf. I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room.
Sharona: Well, when you turn off the light you won't see it.
Adrian Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dreamworld.
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Adrian Monk: Can I have the ring back?
Sharona: What ring?
Adrian Monk: The ring I loaned you. I-I-I'd like to hold on to it.
Sharona: This is Trudy's wedding ring, isn't it?
Adrian Monk: I wanna have it with me in case...
Sharona: Hey, hey.
Adrian Monk: You know, we don't, uh...
Sharona: Nobody's gonna die. Hold this. You know, before I was your assistant, I was your nurse. And you know what? That means I'm still your nurse. So I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, and you wanna know why? 'Cause it'll look bad on my resume.
Adrian Monk: [answers phone] Hello? Can't talk now. I'm trapped in a cave.
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Sharona: Get your camera. I'm goin' in.
Adrian Monk: You can't.
Sharona: No, you can't. Adrian, I have to go in. Randy's depending on us. I promise I'll be careful. I'm just gonna take a few pictures. Don't worry.
Adrian Monk: I- I don't know how to not worry.