Sharona: By the time they were delivered, Brian had a perfect alibi.
Agent Grooms: He put himself in a coma? That's his alibi? That's the stupidest plan I ever heard of. He came this close to killing himself.
Adrian Monk: I was stumped too. But then I realized, that wasn't his plan at all. No one would plan to be in a coma.
Captain Stottlemeyer: His idea was to get himself arrested so he would be in jail when the bombs were delivered. That's why he tried to lead us on a car chase. He figured he'd be in jail for seven or eight months.
Adrian Monk: He even picked out a terrible lawyer, to make sure that he wouldn't get off.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But he screwed up and he hit a truck.
Lieutenant Disher: And a car. Then another car.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Brian Babbage stumbled literally, by accident into the best alibi in the history of crime.
Agent Grooms: Look, where's your proof?
Adrian Monk: Brian Babbage woke up this morning. I've arranged for all of us to pay him a little visit.
Tamil Swarma: This is going to be great.
Adrian Monk: Not you.