Adrian Monk Quote #371
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect
Sharona: By the time they were delivered, Brian had a perfect alibi.
Agent Grooms: He put himself in a coma? That's his alibi? That's the stupidest plan I ever heard of. He came this close to killing himself.
Adrian Monk: I was stumped too. But then I realized, that wasn't his plan at all. No one would plan to be in a coma.
Captain Stottlemeyer: His idea was to get himself arrested so he would be in jail when the bombs were delivered. That's why he tried to lead us on a car chase. He figured he'd be in jail for seven or eight months.
Adrian Monk: He even picked out a terrible lawyer, to make sure that he wouldn't get off.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But he screwed up and he hit a truck.
Lieutenant Disher: And a car. Then another car.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Brian Babbage stumbled literally, by accident into the best alibi in the history of crime.
Agent Grooms: Look, where's your proof?
Adrian Monk: Brian Babbage woke up this morning. I've arranged for all of us to pay him a little visit.
Tamil Swarma: This is going to be great.
Adrian Monk: Not you.
‘Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Okay. I'm sorry, but, uh, our time is up.
Adrian Monk: Okay, well, I'll see you Thursday.
Dr. Kroger: No! No, uh, don't you remember? I'll be in Costa Rica.
Adrian Monk: Costa Rica?
Dr. Kroger: Yeah. For three weeks. It's my vacation.
Adrian Monk: I've never been to Costa Rica.
Dr. Kroger: Uh, no, Adrian. You're not coming. It's a vacation. But if- If you like, I can refer you to another doctor.
Adrian Monk: Uh-
Dr. Kroger: Or- Or not. Or not.
Adrian Monk: Why didn't you tell me?
Dr. Kroger: I did. I told you every week for the past month. But I guess you just, um, blocked it out.
Adrian Monk: Is that possible?
Dr. Kroger: Apparently.
Adrian Monk: I guess I did. I blocked it out. No problem. We'll talk about it on Thursday.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Are they gone?
Sharona: No! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: Playing a game.
Sharona: What game?
Adrian Monk: It's called... It's called, "Are they gone?" Are they gone?
Sharona: No.
Adrian Monk: Then the game's not over.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Adrian Monk: He's the guy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Who's the guy? [Monk signals to the comatose patient] Him? Monk, he's a vegetable. He's not even a vegetable. He hopes one day to be a vegetable.