Captain Stottlemeyer: Now, let me get this straight. I'm confused, Monk. You say you want your badge back, is that right? You want your badge back so you can protect this city from rapists and murderers, as long as they don't climb any ladders or run across any big, bad, scary bridges. Is that right?
Sharona: Give him a break, Captain.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, you give me a break. Look, you want to carry a gun? You're gonna carry a loaded gun and have other cops depend on you? No, I don't think so. You're off the case.
Sharona: Oh, bite me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm sorry. What did you say? What did you say?
Adrian Monk: Leland, this isn't about what happened today, is it? This is about you and me. This is about you and me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, Monk, this isn't personal. The fact of the matter is the most-wanted man in the city got away because you got dizzy! Am I right? Don't expect the mayor to help you either, because after this, you're a leper.