Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #4
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Candidate
Captain Stottlemeyer: Now, let me get this straight. I'm confused, Monk. You say you want your badge back, is that right? You want your badge back so you can protect this city from rapists and murderers, as long as they don't climb any ladders or run across any big, bad, scary bridges. Is that right?
Sharona: Give him a break, Captain.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, you give me a break. Look, you want to carry a gun? You're gonna carry a loaded gun and have other cops depend on you? No, I don't think so. You're off the case.
Sharona: Oh, bite me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm sorry. What did you say? What did you say?
Adrian Monk: Leland, this isn't about what happened today, is it? This is about you and me. This is about you and me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, Monk, this isn't personal. The fact of the matter is the most-wanted man in the city got away because you got dizzy! Am I right? Don't expect the mayor to help you either, because after this, you're a leper.
‘Mr. Monk and the Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Forget about the damn stove, okay? You are on a job here. You're a private consultant.
Adrian Monk: I know, but I smelled it and I think...
Sharona: You gotta shut up. The department thinks you're nuts. You're never gonna get reinstated, you're never gonna get hired again, and we are both gonna be unemployed. Do you understand the importance of what I am saying? [Adrian nods] Now, pull your twisted self together, concentrate and be brilliant. You're brilliant.
Quote from Sharona
Adrian Monk: Mrs. St. Claire, a couple of questions.
Miranda St. Claire: Let me ask you a question. How can you investigate anything? I'm told you're "germophobic," afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [staring at abstract painting] What is this?
Jesse Goodman: What?
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Jesse Goodman: Look, I don't have time for this, all right? This meeting is over.
Sharona: He's gone.
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Isn't it? It's me.