Natalie: That was fast.
Adrian Monk: I went to the men's room.
Natalie: Here? [Monk nods] Well, Mr. Monk, congratulations. I'm proud of you. How was it?
Adrian Monk: It was magical. It was spotless. I might become a patron of this theater just so I can use it. Two armrests, a clean bathroom... This is a perfect night at the theater.
Actor: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I bid you welcome to the magical boulevard of dreams known as Broadway.
Adrian Monk: Maybe I spoke too soon.