Body Suit Man: There he is! Where are you from?
Adrian Monk: I was born in Marin County.
Natalie: Really, he's not alien. He's just persnickety.
Male UFO Enthusiast: What is love?
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Body Suit Man: What is the frequency?
Adrian Monk: Oh, I don't really-
Natalie: He doesn't know the frequency.
Female UFO Enthusiast: Can we touch you?
Male UFO Enthusiast: Don't touch him! Our germs are poison to him!
Adrian Monk: Actually, that one's kind of true.