Paul Crawford: Adrian Monk. And you must be Natalie. Paul Crawford. San Francisco dispatch.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, hello, excuse me for just one second, sir!
Natalie: So you're a reporter?
Paul Crawford: I am the reporter. I've been following this story. I'm thinking about doing a story on Adrian Monk and his parking garage. "Man versus playground."
Natalie: Yeah, I can see it now, you'd make him out to be a monster.
Paul Crawford: On the contrary, Ms. Teeger, please don't repeat this to anybody, but, uh, I'm on your side. Hope you pull it off.
Natalie: Wow, that's very sympathetic.
Paul Crawford: Lady, sympathy's got nothing to do with it. Parking's a bitch in that neighborhood. Call me.